thanks to everyone who made it possible! i had a really great time! it was great to see everyone and we had so much fun!!!! (even in zion told me i'm fat, but whatever, he's 8...)

i'm thankful for...
...BEING HOME!
...MY FAMILY!...all of them!
...getting to know so many new people this year!!!!
...RILEY!!!!!!!!
...SAMMY!!!!
...the cavs this year, they're doing great!!!!
...the awesome city of cleveland!
...the great gluten-free food my mom made!
...church!
...God and jesus (obviously!!!)
...my new friends at college!!!!!!!!!
...gossip girl, because i swear, it keeps me sane.
...this year's election, and it's results!
...everything else i've been blessed with...
...and the movie office space, because i'm watching it right now, and seriously, this movie is really good, one of the funniest of all time...

hope you all had a great thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy the rest of the break, and if you're braving the world of shopping tomorrow (you know i am!) good luck!!!

<3<3<3

-megan

so i just realized how many bad movies there are in the world. when did i realize this? when i saw the commercial for hellboy 2...yeah..... anyway, then i thought about how much money must be spent on making these terrible movies...then i thought about how much money i must spend seeing terrible movies....so i've decided to compile a list of the worst movies i've ever seen (now these are only bad movies that i've seen, not all the bad movies out there in the world, there are a lot of bad movies that i've avoided over the years....), their budgets, the amount of money that idiots in america have spent on seeing them, and the amount of money that i personally have spent seeing it....i prefer not to even mention the time that i have spent seeing many of these pieces of garbage, first of all because it would be really sad and embarrassing, and second because i like to think of the time spent on these movies was a learning experience...the money however, inexcusable (even if most of this isn't my money, and for the ones i saw with my dad, i didn't actually pay anything, my dad bought my ticket, but whatever)....so here's my list of the shittiest movies i've ever seen (and please note that there are a lot of "bad movies" that i've seen that are pretty crappy in everyone else's opinion but that i really secretly like, so they won't be on this list):

20. deck the halls
i usually love christmas movies, but this one was so bad that alex and i walked out.
budget: unknown
gross revenue: $35 mill
i spent: $10

19. the heartbreak kid
aaaaah, this movie was just stupid...and disguisting. totally not worth it.
budget: unknown
gross revenue: $127 mill
i spent: nothing, jess got me in for free

18. my boss's daughter
this movie was just lame and disguisting. for some reason i saw this movie with my friends and my dad in 8th grade...yeah, wtf.
budget: $14 mill
gross revenue: unknown
i spent: $8

17. venom
why do i even bother watching horror movies???? most of them are so shitty! the cast of this seemed pretty good, but no....
budget: unknown
gross revenue: less than $1 mill
i spent: nothing, watched it on cable

16. crossroads
another terrrible movie that i saw with my father....idk, i was actually enjoying it at some parts though, i like taryn manning, but otherwise it sucked.
budget: $12 mill
gross revenue: $61 mill
i spent: $7

15. kangaroo jack
absolutely idiotic.
budget: $60 mill
gross revenue: unknown
i spent: nothing, i watched it at a lock-in

14. sydney white
okay, i actually like this movie at some times despite the fact that when i saw it i was terribly bored....but still, it's a good going to sleep movie, because well, it puts me to sleep. still, it has a hot guy and mentions celiac disease so props there.
budget: $16 mill
gross revenue: $11 mill
i spent: $25...saw it in theaters, rented it twice and eventually bought it on sale....

13. indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull
IT WAS ABOUT FRICKIN ALIENS!!!! why the fuck would i want to see a movie about aliens??????? the only redeeming qualities of this movie were shia labeouf and the 1950s backdrop.
budget: $185 mill
gross revenue: over $640 mill
i spent: $10

12. the good german
why would such good actors make such a terrible movie? this movie was such an embarrassment to the book! and seriously, it was painful to sit through...
budget: $32 mill
gross revenue: unknown...
i spent: $4...rented it

11. the hottie and the nottie
yeah, okay, i should've know....
budget: $9 mill
gross revenue: $1 mill
i spent: $6

10. house of wax
um, yeah.....disguisting.
budget: $40 mill
gross revenue: $68 mill
i spent: nothing, i watched it on cable, thank God...

9. jimmy and judy
for some reason, critics "loved" this movie. i have no fucking clue why. maybe cuz it's about teenagers being stupid???? i'm sorry, but that whole teen angst thing is so over done.....if edward furlong weren't in this, i never would've seen this, and i would've probably turned it off after five minutes....it was so fucking weird.
budget: $1 mill
gross revenue: unknown...at least i couldn't find it....
i spent: $12...i bought it.

8. i know who killed me
when i asked for two tickets to i know who killed me and the cashier said what???? i should have known that that was a bad sign, but i thought it looked really interesting. this movie was lame and disguisting, but i can't say it's the worst movie i've ever seen in my life because it was actually kind of interesting at times because i wanted to know what the fuck was going on. but still, it sucked.
budget: $12 mill
gross revenue: over $9 mill
i spent: $10

7. fantastic four
i hate jessica alba. krista and i were cracking up when we saw this movie because it was just so terribly lame.
budget: $100 mill
gross revenue: $330 mill
i spent: $8 (it was before they jacked up the price at mayfield)

6. glitter
why do my dad and i see the worst movies together???? seriously, back in 6th grade we saw this...i don't even remember why we saw it, but we did.....wow, embarrassing...
budget: $22 mill
gross revenue: $5 mill
i spent: $7

5. you don't mess with the zohan
this movie was stupid...and racist...and barely even funny. adam sandler, you can do so much better.
budget: $90 mill
gross revenue: over $80 mill so far
i spent: $6...it was a matinee

4. master of disguise
even when i was twelve i thought this movie was crap
budget: $16 mill
gross revenue: $43 mill
i spent: $7

3. drillbit taylor
please don't tell me this movie was funny. this movie was not funny at all. it was stupid. and boring. most of the people in the theater were sleeping. not kidding. okay, they were from a nursing home, but still.
budget: $40 mill
gross revenue: $48 mill
i spent: $10

2. halloween (the 2007 rob zombie remake)
okay, it was totally and completely unneccessary for this movie to have ever been made. it was boring and absolutely crude. fuck was basically every other word. terrrrrrrible.
budget: $15 mill
gross revenue: over $78 mill
i spent: $10 seeing this piece of trash at the mayfield theater with my father

1. the worst movie of all time: 30 days of night
i'm still apologizing to victoria for making her see this truly heinous movie with me. josh hartnett was hot at one point, but now he should just retire. such a lame film.
budget: $32 mill
gross revenue: over $70 mill
i spent: $20 because i paid for victoria's ticket afterward because i felt bad that i'd made her see it

now please keep in mind that these are only the bad movies that i have seen and that i can remember at this particular moment, so i'm sure that i've seen plenty more bad movies and just can't think of them right now, and i'm sure that there are movies out there farrrrrrrrrrrrrr worse than these are but i've (thankfully) never seen them...but just from this list here, these are the figures from the numbers that i could find:

total money spent to make these travesties: over $664,000,000
total money spent by the world to see these travesties: over $1,607,000,000
money spent by myself on these pieces of shit: $160...and more than that because i'm sure i've spent money on many other shitty movies that i just can't think of right now....

all i can say is wow, think of all the people that could have been helped and all the good that could have been done with all this money that was spent on making and seeing these movies that just totally and completely sucked!!!!! wowwwww.....i say people should make less movies....spend more time making better ones and stop wasting their time and money on shitty things!!!!!!

that i'm officially graduated from high school!!!! it feels really weird...

we had a really good dinner with the entire family at j.alexander's, and now i'm at home watching the mtv movie awards.

ummm, the pussycat dolls were pretty skanky, at least my mother thought so, ha, but their preformance was pretty enjoyable. johnny depp looked really hot, and so did robert downey jr. megan fox looked hot as always, seriously, hottest woman in the world...i'm pumped for jennifer's body, diablo cody!!!! <3<3<3 that was a pretty good show...of course, not as good as 06 when afi rocked it out!!!!!!!! okay, well i actually only saw the last thirty minutes of this awards show, so i'm about to watch the rest of it on the encore...

okay, yeah, ha, i love this "dance battle!!!!"

sean faris looks super sexy with his hair cut...and edward norton looks stellar as always...there's just something about his voice that's soooo mmmmm sexxxy! hahaha.

but here's the stuff that really matters...what everyone was wearing!!!! from popsugar, first a few snapshots:

lindsay looks royally gorgeous in purple!


the girls from the hills look adorable!!!


anne hathaway with the smith boys!


and now from fabsugar...the wardrobes!!!:

paris looking adorable:


charlize looking sexy:


ellen page looking absolutely fierce...ah, i love her!!!!:


heidi looking evil...no other word could describe it (um, but that commercial for mtv with heid and spencer and pete wentz is fucking hilarious):


megan fox...a vision in pink:


sarah jessica parker looking....old:

(haha, check this out: www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com)

audrina patridge looks strange....she looked much better in her younger years, see below:

from her high school yearbook:


anne hathaway looking gorgeous as always!!!:


jennifer hudson playing peek-a-boob (seriously jen, you're way cuter than that dress):


liv tyler looking like liv tyler...just....average:


lc...of course she looks great...apparently she was sitting very close to heidi and spencer...hmmm, drama???:


rumor willis...why is she even there??? NOT A CELEBRITY!:


and miss whitney port..idk, her shoes look clunky or something:


kristen stewart and robert pattinson from twilight:


that's really all i have for now. is it just me or is like every other commercial an usher commercial???? haha, i'm always looking for usher, he has a house pretty close to me, but i'm not sure how much time he actually spends around here.

i love the wayne's world throwback!!!!! SO CLASSIC!!! i loved that movie!!! lol, wow, those guys are so fucking funny!!!! i loooooooooove this top ten, hahahaha!

oh, and i think zac and vanessa still look totally cute together!!!

note to everyone: i got a new phone, an env like my sister, so i can now be contacted once again. another note to everyone: i am giving up my career as a stalker, i am obviously not good at it...the jig is up! no more stalking! cuz that's creepy! i know, i've been going insane lately....i know i know i know.

okay, so we're having a little family get together right now....my cousins and i are all watching gossip girl, the all about my brother episode...yeah, this might be a little too risque for the little ones, but they're like 12 and 10....so yeah....they can handle it, right???? maybe they're mother won't be too happy....but yeah....we love the gg!

okay, so please forgive me for being psychotic for the past few days! i was just like...idk, i have no excuses, so yeah...fresh start??? let's do it!

pretty standard...pretty chill....

woke up, had breakfast, got victoria, went to senior project.

had a good time...once again, those kids are sooo adorable!!

after, got some chipotle! it is cinco de mayo after all!

then, came home, had a little mini breakdown after i realized riley's new clothes didn't fit him...okay, the breakdown wasn't instigated by that, i just wanted to mention that his clothes didn't fit and i'm super sad..i guess riley's just too big of a dog to dress...:(.

anyway, to cool off, riley and i went for a nice long walk in orange park. he was such a good dog that i figured he deserved a treat so i drove him to mcdonald's. i'm pretty sure riley recognizes the golden arches because he started salivating before we even pulled into the parking lot!

once i took riley home, i had dinner with my dad at american tavern. i decided to take advantage of their massive jukebox so i loaded up on some awesome tunes, unfortunately, the volume wasn't turned up until my last two songs :(.

came home, checked out the dailys, watched some gg, y'all know how that went...now i'm relaxing with my puppy and trying not to stress out about senior project/ap exams/being fat/life sucking/etc.

k, so anyway, in the lives of others.....

fabsugar posted this incredibly adorable outfit today:

i want that.

the pussycat dolls 2.0 aka girlicious, are doing an ad campaign for that big sexy hair stuff...but when i was reading about that, i saw this pic, and i'm sorry, but i just cannot help loving their funky and fun look:


there's now these really awesomely cute limited edition diet coke bottles, but they're only available at this one store that we don't have around here...ugh, jealous...sometimes, living in cleveland is harsh.


but sometimes, living in cleveland is not so harsh....because of the papa john's scandal with them sponsoring those #23 crybaby shirts...which really made no sense by the way...papa johns all across northeast ohio are selling pizza for only 23 cents on thursday as an apology to all the cavs fans...maybe this will stop some of us from boycotting them, but for others, we'll just sit on the sidelines and watch the rest of cleveland get fat on cheap pizza...because we're allergic to wheat :). obviously, i think it was a bad call on papa john's part to sponsor the shirts, and i think they were really stupid and annoying because we all just wore simple rise up shirts, never any hate shirts for crying out loud, but really, this incident will not affect my life one way or another.

anyway....christina ricci was spotted wearing this adorable little black dress....gosh, i just love christina ricci!!!


fashionista says that ally hilfiger may be coming out with her own line sometime soon! i like her as well, and now that i know about her name (it's just like my cousin's!) i like her even more!!! here's the article:
Is Ally Hilfiger a Solo Artist?
May 05, 2008 @ 3:32pm

It's no secret we have a little crush on Ally Hilfiger.

(1. Her name is Alexandria, which is like super British and intellectual. 2. Her smile is huge. 3. She can't make burritos. 4. She has two Basquiats in her Tribeca apartment...).

So when the heiress announced she was doing a line of t-shirts with Izzy Gold, the scenester/ dj/ artist/ whatever, we were pretty stoked.

Except, well... she's not doing them any more.

We heard at a fashion party this weekend that la petite Hilfiger is no longer working with Izzy on t-shirts, and is focusing instead on her painting, at least for the moment.

How that union dissolved, we have no idea, but somehow, we imagine it happened in the VIP room of a midtown nightclub.

k, that's basically it! i'm out for now!

xoxo...megan.