russell brand is going to host this year's mtv video music awards!!! awesome, i love him he's hilaaaarious!!!!

dustin diamond...aka screech...is writing a saved by the bell tell-all about the scandals on-set....okay, i don't know about anyone else but i can't wait for that, i frickin love saved by the bell and i've always wondered what kind of shennanigans the cast got into...so awesome.

michelle williams has finally moved on from heath ledger and is now dating spike jonze, director of being john malkovich (love it) and adaptation. good for her, they're a cute couple.

john waters is working on a sequel to hairspray!!!! the sequel will be to the 2007 film version, so i'm hoping that means zac efron will be in it!!!! and maybe even brittany snow! actually, i loved the entire cast in that movie, so i hope they all return! and i love john waters, so i know he's gonna make it good! it should be out sometimes in 2010.

mtv is remaking the rocky horror picture show. um, yeah....no comment.

the ad for diablo cody's new movie starring megan fox, jennifer's body is out...it looks like this:

which looks eerily similar to the ad for the new hbo series true blood:

and also quite similar to this picture of angelina from a few years back:

anyway, i'm excited for jennifer's body...first of all, the title is taken from my favorite hole song ever...also i love diablo cody, i think her sense of humor is just absolutely brilliant. in the movie, megan fox is a cheerleader that gets possessed by a demon from a satan-worshipping rock band and she feeds off the blood of local boys...sounds awesome.

vanessa hudgens new sears commercial has debuted!!! check it out:


amy adams got engaged to her bf of six years!!! yay, congratulations amy! i love her.

anne hathaway's diaries have been seized by the fbi for the investigation of her ex-bf. that sucks, hope there wasn't anything really personal in there....

there was another party at the dkny beach house in malibu this week...
kim kardashian and reggie bush were there

as was carmen electra

and audrinaaaaaaaa

too bad lc wasn't there...word is she was at a club the other night and asked soccer hottie cristiano ronaldo to pose for a pic with her and he said no...ha. apparently he didn't even know who she was. funnyyyy.

maggie gyllenhaal looked stunning at yesterday's premiere of the dark knight in barcelona:

from the plain dealer:
'Mad Men,' a good reason to go to Olive Garden, 'Rescue Me,' `Project Runway' and more:
It's Pop 10 for July 21-27
by Andrea Simakis/Plain Dealer Reporter
Monday July 21, 2008, 4:00 AM

1. "Mad Men"
John Hamm returns as devastatingly handsome ad man Don Draper. He also happens to be my boyfriend despite the fact that I have to stay 300 feet from his person and property. Season two premieres on AMC Sunday.

2. "Project Runway," Ohio edition
Three designers either hail from or live in the Heart of it All, putting the lie to the notion that Ohioans aren't fashion forward. Pssst! Quick, ladies -- lose the giant bangs, orange tans and shapeless black leather jackets. Season 5 on Bravo Wednesdays at 9 p.m.

3. Yogatoes
Flip flops with built in toe-spreaders that promise to repair the damage done by jamming our tootsies into digit-crushing pumps. Debbie Gibson uses them as "part of her pre-performance ritual" and Sandra Bernhard says her feet have never looked better! Also guaranteed to kill your career dead.

4. Gams
Between Anne Hathaway, Heidi Klum and Posh Spice, it's a glam gam fest on red carpets these days. Making those of us with knees that resemble shrunken apple head dolls very, very sad.

5. Miley Cyrus
The "Hannah Montana" star has vowed to remain a virgin until her wedding night and wears a purity ring to symbolize that promise. Apparently, she covered the ring's eyes when posing topless in "Vanity Fair." Her new disc, "Breakout," drops Tuesday.

6. "Rescue Me"
Jonesing for the self-destructive antics of firefighter Tommy Gavin before the series returns in early 2009? Catch Dennis Leary and the gang in minisodes Tuesdays at 10 p.m. on FX. Like the one where Tommy dreams he's in bed with his former spouse and ex-girlfriend, only to have his threesome ruined by the appearance of a tattooed guy from his crew. Sheesh, who hasn't had that one?

7. Your centerfold will seat you now
Waitresses from the Olive Garden appear in Playboy, joining the ranks of minimum wage cheesecake from Wal-Mart and McDonalds. Because their paychecks weren't exploitation enough.

8. Baby selling
Shots of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline could reportedly bring Brangelina up to $15 million. Matthew McConaughey's son Levi fetched $3 million from OK! Magazine. People paid $6 million for J-Lo's twins, Max and Emme Anthony. Dang, $3.99 for a portrait sheet at Target is a steal.

9. "Hollywood Chinese"
A documentary exploring the history of the Chinese in American feature films, including the practice of applying "yellow face" to actors like Katherine Hepburn and Christopher Lee to make them appear more Asian. Unlike today's enlightened times when Sales Genie runs a Super Bowl ad with animated pandas talking in exaggerated "engrish" accents. The Cleveland Institute of Art Cinematheque At 5:45 p.m. Thursday and 7 p.m. Friday.

10. "21"
M.I.T. students use their geek smarts to win big at blackjack in Vegas. Because founding companies like Microsoft is, like, so last century. DVD drops Tuesday.

that i'm officially graduated from high school!!!! it feels really weird...

we had a really good dinner with the entire family at j.alexander's, and now i'm at home watching the mtv movie awards.

ummm, the pussycat dolls were pretty skanky, at least my mother thought so, ha, but their preformance was pretty enjoyable. johnny depp looked really hot, and so did robert downey jr. megan fox looked hot as always, seriously, hottest woman in the world...i'm pumped for jennifer's body, diablo cody!!!! <3<3<3 that was a pretty good show...of course, not as good as 06 when afi rocked it out!!!!!!!! okay, well i actually only saw the last thirty minutes of this awards show, so i'm about to watch the rest of it on the encore...

okay, yeah, ha, i love this "dance battle!!!!"

sean faris looks super sexy with his hair cut...and edward norton looks stellar as always...there's just something about his voice that's soooo mmmmm sexxxy! hahaha.

but here's the stuff that really matters...what everyone was wearing!!!! from popsugar, first a few snapshots:

lindsay looks royally gorgeous in purple!


the girls from the hills look adorable!!!


anne hathaway with the smith boys!


and now from fabsugar...the wardrobes!!!:

paris looking adorable:


charlize looking sexy:


ellen page looking absolutely fierce...ah, i love her!!!!:


heidi looking evil...no other word could describe it (um, but that commercial for mtv with heid and spencer and pete wentz is fucking hilarious):


megan fox...a vision in pink:


sarah jessica parker looking....old:

(haha, check this out: www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com)

audrina patridge looks strange....she looked much better in her younger years, see below:

from her high school yearbook:


anne hathaway looking gorgeous as always!!!:


jennifer hudson playing peek-a-boob (seriously jen, you're way cuter than that dress):


liv tyler looking like liv tyler...just....average:


lc...of course she looks great...apparently she was sitting very close to heidi and spencer...hmmm, drama???:


rumor willis...why is she even there??? NOT A CELEBRITY!:


and miss whitney port..idk, her shoes look clunky or something:


kristen stewart and robert pattinson from twilight:


that's really all i have for now. is it just me or is like every other commercial an usher commercial???? haha, i'm always looking for usher, he has a house pretty close to me, but i'm not sure how much time he actually spends around here.

i love the wayne's world throwback!!!!! SO CLASSIC!!! i loved that movie!!! lol, wow, those guys are so fucking funny!!!! i loooooooooove this top ten, hahahaha!

oh, and i think zac and vanessa still look totally cute together!!!